I long ago stopped being bothered by spam, which is proof that humans can get used to anything. In fact, I've become something of a connoisseur of the form. We've been automatically filtering and deleting these things for so long that I fear we might have lost sight of their literary merit. Over the last couple of months, I've collected my favorite examples in order to post them here. For you. You're welcome. Again. My overriding thought as I read these is "Jesus rambling Christ, someone actually wrote this". It's true. Somewhere out there, a human being sat down and wrote these things. They thought they were being clever. They thought they were being manipulative. They thought they spoke English. Her friends call her “Lucky” I am Mrs Kim Abbott ,I am 51 years old,i am deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the lungs which also affected my brain,from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious
A celebration of crap.